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Book Box | Self-care Gift Box | Treat Yourself Like Royalty - Watermelon Lemonade - Quartz-Infused Venus Candle

Book Box | Self-care Gift Box | Treat Yourself Like Royalty - Watermelon Lemonade - Quartz-Infused Venus Candle

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Tea Cup
Bath Salts or Blind Date with a Book
Cards

Treat yourself like royalty—because ordinary just won’t do.

The Treat Yourself Like Royalty Box is your invitation to pause, indulge, and bask in the art of slow, intentional pleasure. Overflowing with handpicked delights, this box is a sensory escape crafted to nourish your body, awaken your senses, and elevate your rituals.

Inside your moment:

    • Irregular Floral Tea Cup – Sip in elegance with a delicate ceramic cup designed for beauty and comfort.
    • Tea Tonic Herbal Tea Blends (5 Pack) – A calming assortment of aromatic teas, chosen at random.
    • Tea Tonic Gold Sugar – Travel Tin (40g) – Add shimmer and sweetness to your cup or cocktail.
    • Just Dried Fruit Mocktail Tube – Choose from Orange & Mango or Strawberry & Lime for a fruity infusion—delightful with water or a little sparkle. Chosen at random.
    • Gold Flake Resin Bookmark – Handcrafted and shimmering, for the pages that hold your heart. Colour chosen at random.
    • Elly's Gourmet Confectionery – A bag of Smokey Maple Pop or Apple Crumble Pop, hand-selected. Apple Crumble Pop is the Vegan option and can be noted at checkout.
    • Dream Soy Quartz-Infused Venus Candle – Watermelon Lemonade – Radiant, fruity, and oh-so-sensual.
    • Evella Co. Pink French Argile Clay Mask (50g) – The gentlest of clays, smoothing and softening with every use.
    • Aussenskin Bio-Collagen Sheet Mask – A deeply hydrating veil to plump, soothe and restore glow.
    • Oh So Smutty Tote Bag – Chic, sturdy, and reusable—for all your indulgent adventures.
    • Oh So Smutty Cookie – Because no moment of pleasure is complete without a treat.

Plus, select your preferred bookish treat:

Memory Makers Journal Cards – Mindful prompts to ground and inspire.

 

OR

 

Hey Booklover TBR Cards – A playful nudge to spice up your next read.

 

And your choice of either:

 

Natural Home & Body Magnesium Bath Salts (150g) – Soak your stress away with a dreamy blend of salts and botanicals (Elevate, Detox or Self-Love).

 

OR

 

Blind Date with a Book - A preloved mystery read, hand-selected and beautifully hand wrapped just for you. Unwrap a new adventure and let fate choose your next bookish escape.

 

Your time, your ritual, your moment to feel adored. This isn’t extra—it’s essential.

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Martin Evans
Warning: May Cause Delusions of Royalty (and I’m Fine With That)

The Treat Yourself Like Royalty box did not come to play, it came to pamper, seduce, and snack me into submission.

First off, the irregular floral teacup? It's giving delicate. It's giving vintage glam. It's giving "don’t talk to me unless you’re a Jane Austen love interest." I felt like I needed to sip something scandalous and raise a pinky while journaling about my admirers.

The Tea Tonic blends were next-level calming, aromatic, and clearly chosen by someone who knows their way around a self-care moment. And the gold sugar? Babe. I sprinkled that shimmer into my tea like I was about to read someone’s tarot and tell them their ex still isn’t worth it.

Then came the mocktail tube, which I 100% considered mixing with prosecco (don’t judge), and the resin bookmark that made me feel emotionally attached to my current read just from how pretty it looked poking out of the pages.

But let’s talk about the popcorn. I got the Salted Caramel Bang Pop, and I’m not exaggerating when I say I nearly proposed to the bag. Crunchy, salty, sweet, addictive, I was popping pieces like it was plot twists in a dark romance novel. I need a full-size bag. I need five.

Oh, and the Venus candle? The scent and the vibe had me in full goddess mode. I lit it and instantly felt like I needed to recline on a velvet chaise and reject suitors with a sigh.

In conclusion: this box isn’t just a treat, it’s a full-blown experience. Cozy, sexy, snacky, sparkly... it’s giving main character who owns a crystal shop and never texts first.

10/10. Would buy again. Might already be lighting another candle as we speak.

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